Deep Thoughts 4 a Man!

Damn You

So we went for our Ultra Sound yesterday… Baby is good..
But the little shit would not cooperate.

O sure we got some good pictures of Jr. But nothing that would allow us to determine any sort of gender.

The little person inside my wife, well he almost sat up and waved… but do you think that he would show us its genitals. No…

Look mom, here is my head… and my hands… and look I can even suck my thumb… But keep that wand above my waist. Okay… okay you want to look lower… here is my Knee… and my toes… Nice try mom… no peeking!!!

There is one picture that we got that is completely amazing. The shot of the face… man… it’s a person in there!!! And when he was sucking his thumb. That was cool..

So now we have some names…

For a girl.. Taylor… That one is still up for debate… I like the name… but as of late… well whenever there is a trouble maker in the mall or else ware.. What do you hear but “Taylor Stop that” Taylor… Taylor… so the wife is thinking about changing the name…

For a boy… since the day my wife and I met. Jack has been the choice… Such a strong name… I also like Kelly for a boy… Kinda guarantees that he will be strong… you have to with a name like Kelly…

Other options that I have been thinking of… that well my wife has pretty much shot down…

Burden
Yoke
Money Sucker
Penniless
Sex-b-gone

Well My wife better hope that she is awake when we fill out the birth certificate.

Cuz other wise… the kids name will be “Grounds for divorce”

Happy Thanksgiving to my America friends.. Have fun on Black Friday..

Cheers

posted by Mark @ 9:24 AM